A lil spidey in the house...

My of my....we have a superhero in the house...all gear up to save us all from the baddies. Selamatkan kami spiderman..tolonggg...tolonggg....err..tolongla abaikan bantal2 dan toto di situ yek....

yeee..sapa brani mari lawan....yakkk..yakkkk....eceh..gaya lebih btul mamat nih
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Owhhh....anak mummy rupenye yang jadik spiderman yek..hiks..

Mak Apan Hilang...

I received this email from a colleague of mine...lawak..kehkehkeh..hope this will brighten up your day!

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Pagi tadi di opis, dalam pukul 9, sedang gua kaver line klik fesbuk sikit sikit, Apan mundar mandir belakang gua dengan muka kusut masai.Dari tadi gua tengok Apan hilang punca di sekitar sektor operasi. Muka macam ada masalah.

"Lu kenapa ni Apan?" - Gua tanya demi meminta kepastian. Gua dengan Apan ni kira ngam juga la. Budak Kedah, umur muda sikit dari gua dan tak berapa hensem. Kalau tatap muka dia lama lama boleh naik menyampah juga.Dia baru setahun kerja dengan kompeni gua. Sebelum masuk sini,Apan banyak hendel bisnes sendiri dan selalu rugi.

"Mak gua hilang la.." - Apan berbisik perlahan.

Gua punyala terperanjat! "Mak lu hilang?, bila hilang?" - dada gua tiba tiba mengepam keluar masuk laju laju. Berdebar tak payah cakap la, kencang macam kuda.

"Petang semalam..dah cari merata tak jumpa".

Apan berlalu meninggalkan gua menuju ke bahagian budak budak human resource. Gua tak tahu apa benda yang dia sedang fikir dalam kepala.

Gua nak tanya lebih lebih risau kena pukul pula.Apa yang gua tahu sikit sikit, mak dia memang duduk rumah tak kerja, ayah dia kerja penolong kanan lagi dua tiga tahun nak pencen.

Kira kira lima belas minit kemudian, dari jauh gua nampak Apan berjalan semula masuk ke sektor operasi. Kali ni muka dia tak kusut macam tadi dah, sebaliknya ceria macam muka Lan kumpulan the typewriter.

"Mak gua dah jumpa.." - kelegaan jelas terpampang di bibir Apan.

Gua cepat cepat bersyukur: "Alhamdulillah...Jumpa kat mana?",

Dan dengan penuh keceriaan, jujur, ikhlas, tawadduk serta wajah disinari warna warni rama rama yang tiada belas kasihan pada gua, Apan membalas padu:

"Dalam sinki penteri."

Gua terus tendang komputer sampai bersepah atas lantai.

MUG la Apan..MUG..!!bukan MAK, pronunciation macam jahanam! Sia sia gua berdebar. Pagi pagi sudah bikin hati membara.

ONLY A MOTHER WOULD KNOW.....

Extracted from an email sent to me today. A good one!
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Cup of Tea .

One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me.

I was maybe 2 1/2 years old. Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a gift and it was one of my favorite toys.

Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought Daddy a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home.

My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!' My Mom waited, and sure enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she watches him drink it up.

Then she says, (as only a mother would know.. :) Did it ever occur to you that THE ONLY PLACE SHE CAN REACH TO GET WATER IS THE TOILET?