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Showing posts with label email. Show all posts

Thursday, February 11, 2010

Mak Apan Hilang...

I received this email from a colleague of mine...lawak..kehkehkeh..hope this will brighten up your day!

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Pagi tadi di opis, dalam pukul 9, sedang gua kaver line klik fesbuk sikit sikit, Apan mundar mandir belakang gua dengan muka kusut masai.Dari tadi gua tengok Apan hilang punca di sekitar sektor operasi. Muka macam ada masalah.


"Lu kenapa ni Apan?" - Gua tanya demi meminta kepastian. Gua dengan Apan ni kira ngam juga la. Budak Kedah, umur muda sikit dari gua dan tak berapa hensem. Kalau tatap muka dia lama lama boleh naik menyampah juga.Dia baru setahun kerja dengan kompeni gua. Sebelum masuk sini,Apan banyak hendel bisnes sendiri dan selalu rugi.

"Mak gua hilang la.." - Apan berbisik perlahan.

Gua punyala terperanjat! "Mak lu hilang?, bila hilang?" - dada gua tiba tiba mengepam keluar masuk laju laju. Berdebar tak payah cakap la, kencang macam kuda.

"Petang semalam..dah cari merata tak jumpa".

Apan berlalu meninggalkan gua menuju ke bahagian budak budak human resource. Gua tak tahu apa benda yang dia sedang fikir dalam kepala.

Gua nak tanya lebih lebih risau kena pukul pula.Apa yang gua tahu sikit sikit, mak dia memang duduk rumah tak kerja, ayah dia kerja penolong kanan lagi dua tiga tahun nak pencen.

Kira kira lima belas minit kemudian, dari jauh gua nampak Apan berjalan semula masuk ke sektor operasi. Kali ni muka dia tak kusut macam tadi dah, sebaliknya ceria macam muka Lan kumpulan the typewriter.

"Mak gua dah jumpa.." - kelegaan jelas terpampang di bibir Apan.

Gua cepat cepat bersyukur: "Alhamdulillah...Jumpa kat mana?",

Dan dengan penuh keceriaan, jujur, ikhlas, tawadduk serta wajah disinari warna warni rama rama yang tiada belas kasihan pada gua, Apan membalas padu:

"Dalam sinki penteri."

Gua terus tendang komputer sampai bersepah atas lantai.

MUG la Apan..MUG..!!bukan MAK, pronunciation macam jahanam! Sia sia gua berdebar. Pagi pagi sudah bikin hati membara.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

ONLY A MOTHER WOULD KNOW.....

Extracted from an email sent to me today. A good one!
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Cup of Tea .

One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me.

I was maybe 2 1/2 years old. Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a gift and it was one of my favorite toys.

Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought Daddy a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home.

My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!' My Mom waited, and sure enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she watches him drink it up.

Then she says, (as only a mother would know.. :) Did it ever occur to you that THE ONLY PLACE SHE CAN REACH TO GET WATER IS THE TOILET?

Thursday, November 20, 2008

TV or HP???

A friend of mine sent this to me....something for us to ponder eventho its just a joke....

Difference between Wife & Girlfriend


Some people say:
Wife is a HARIMAU (Tiger)...............
Girlfriend is HARI HARI MAHU

And some say:
Wife is like TV, Girlfriend is like Handphone (HP)

At home watch TV, Go out bring HP.

No money, sell TV. Got money change HP.

Sometimes enjoy TV but most of the time play with HP.

TV free for life but HP, if you don't pay,

the services will be terminated.

TV is big, bulky and most of the time old but

HP is cute,slim, curvy and very portable at any time.

Operational cost for TV is often acceptable but

for HP is high and often demanding.

Most Important, TV got remote but HP don't have.

Last but not least.......

TV do not have virus but HP have VIRUS......

Once get it, finished LAH!

SO, GUYS ????

TEPUK DADA TANYALA SELERA!!!